May 2013
Hmmmm…an ex-friend who practically, in one foul swoop, obliterated the friendships that I made in my last two years of high school just decided out of nowhere to write me today. My friends and I have cleared everything up that he set between us and are now loosely together again. What should I do? Has enough time passed? Or shall I continue to keep him out of my life? What kind of adult...
thesonofdawn:
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
bird-on-a-leash:
paperwhale:
claydols:
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
when I hold doors for people
Kids: ...
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adults: Thank you.
Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
murphels:
uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
mew-squared:
In 2009, a man married a video game character
In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
threepac:
when your parents bring food back with them
zackisontumblr:
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
Watchrubeitalloverme:
nancy jo this is alexis neiers calling
fake-mermaid:
i wonder what it’s like to be so good looking that people get nervous talking to you
dampsandwich:
WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
